Take me to a Useless Website...Please?

So.....I have found a website which basically takes YOU to a useless website. Yeah, a useless website. There are lots of useless websites like grandpanopants.com, ducks.com and many other weird websites. Go check it out for yourself! Just type in Useless Website in your search browser and click on the first link. Press PLEASE and it should lead you to a USELESS WEBSITE!! As always, LOVE LEATHER!!!